Playing the cancer card: Cut this card out, paste it on a cardboard backing, and use it whenever you think it'll do you some good--that is, if you have cancer.
Cancer Card
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The bearer of this card is a
CANCER patient.
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Please extend all due courtesies
and emoluments (whatever emoluments are)
